One day things will make sense.
arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

arocketumbler:

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

nocturnaljourneyman:

demonoidphenomenon:

Y’know what’s amazing?

Crows.

Crows can recognize human faces which means they know which humans are safe and friendly, and which are dangerous.

They can remember that shit for their entire lives, and teach the rest of their murder who the dangerous people are.

Crows also understand the concept of revenge and will sometimes torment certain people for years at a time.

I FUCKING KNEW IT

sassycelery:

dere you go

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.
Helmets, guys.

I’ve been in exactly one accident on my moped. Luckily I was going ridiculously slow at the time, since it was just starting to rain, but I still ended up spilling the bike, and really, as I flew off and skidded along the road on basically my head, I was in a weird zen space of “Oh, this is happening I guess. Good thing I’ve got my helmet. I can hear the road against the side of my head. Neat.” but if I hadn’t been wearing a helmet? I’m sure my thoughts would have been more like “OWWW FUCKKKK MY SCALLLPPP AND SKULLLLLLLLLLLL”. If my head wasn’t completely smashed in.
SERIOUSLY JUST WEAR A FUCKING HELMET, IT IS SUCH AN EASY PRECAUTION AGAINST FUCKING DYING.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

colormemanfers:

ayalynn:

livinglifetwowheeler:

And that boys and girls is why you are supposed to wear a helmet. 

Holy fUCK

THIS. ALL THE TIME THIS. I see so many motorcyclists not wearing helmets these days and I get so scared for them! Please wear a helmet all the time! On your motorcycle? Helmet. On your bike? Helmet. Skateboard? Helmet. First day of High School? Helmet. Last day of High School? Helmet. Going for a leisurely stroll? MOTHERFUCKING HELMET.

Helmets, guys.

I’ve been in exactly one accident on my moped. Luckily I was going ridiculously slow at the time, since it was just starting to rain, but I still ended up spilling the bike, and really, as I flew off and skidded along the road on basically my head, I was in a weird zen space of “Oh, this is happening I guess. Good thing I’ve got my helmet. I can hear the road against the side of my head. Neat.” but if I hadn’t been wearing a helmet? I’m sure my thoughts would have been more like “OWWW FUCKKKK MY SCALLLPPP AND SKULLLLLLLLLLLL”. If my head wasn’t completely smashed in.

SERIOUSLY JUST WEAR A FUCKING HELMET, IT IS SUCH AN EASY PRECAUTION AGAINST FUCKING DYING.

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

tour-lyfe:

alexbrah:

I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..

i love this

rotten-ashes:

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic.  It’s my body no matter what.  If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes.  Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue.  You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer.  11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina.  It’s the right thing to do.  You’re a murderer if you don’t.  Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin.  It’s the humane thing to do.  If you were older you’d understand.”  Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides.  Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”  

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort.  I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed.  Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning.  Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake.  You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma.  But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications.  You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child.  You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child.  You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you.  You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

Reblogging again because I really needed that ignorance to be addressed, and it was, and I needed that.

awildlauraappears:

ITS TOO CUTE

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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knowledgethroughscience:

Did you know that in 2011 a bizarre underwater “icicle of death” was filmed by a BBC crew? They did it using timelapse cameras, under the ice at Little Razorback Island, near Antarctica’s Ross Archipelago.
The icy phenomenon, called a brinicle, is caused by cold, sinking brine, which is more dense than the rest of the sea water. When salt-rich water leaks out of sea ice, it sinks into the sea and can occasionally create an eerie finger of ice. Brinicles are found in both the Arctic and the Antarctic.